Hello blazers, NFKRZ here...
Hello blazers, NFKRZ here
How are you guys doing today (pretty good cheers)
And welcome to a brand new video (on the god damn internets)
and on today's video guys
We're gonna be discussing
something pretty interesting
something pretty weird
that i found recently
welcome to a new commentary video
on which i'm gonna be discussing something some uhh... bad youtubers, whilst being a bad youtuber myself
while you guys are presented with this amazing gameplay of me very very harshly beating down russian people
Insert overused iDubbbz meme
yes gays today we're gonna be discussing such a youtube phenomenon (all calm down Roman using fancy words, turning into vsauce now)
That is known as...
ASMR
myself being honest, i'm not a huge fan of this genre of videos on youtube
and i didn't even know how HUGE they were (trust me it's Hugh Mungus bro...)
but apparently ASMR videos on YouTube are a fucking huge thing, they get millions of views, there are huge channels dedicated to just ASMR videos
And i was honestly surprised about how many are being made.
I personally have not watched and Jerked off to any of the ASMR videos (lies)
but i've only watched, uhhh... IamCyr uhh... cringe ASMR videos
Now i'm not calling him cringey (well you just did lol)
because some of his Hasema videos are called cringey ASMR
*eating chips for comedic effect*
*distorted Sad violin*
and yeah those that have watched or jerked off to ASMR (you) Vincent Cyr (i have no idea how to spell his name xd)
He's like the second most hottest after ItsLouie
and it was very hard to not masterbate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*comedy that no one above the age of 12 gives a shit about* (leafy)
sarcastic laugh lol
and yeah guys, personally i'm not a big fan of it, i mean i respect that you guys might like it
I would not be suprised if the people who watch me, also watch ASMR videos and found a fat 40 year old man eating a bag of chips
but personally for me ASMR is not a huge thing for me ok, personally myself i don't have much free time on my hands to use to jack off to ASMR, to watch [ASMR] Intense Mouth Sounds pt.3
on a daily basis. I mean in the video we literally have a Pyrocynical's korean girlfriend, uhh Squizxy, just putting on lipstick for 40 minutes
I've even got a real funny joke prepared for you guys
this video was so weird that when i was watching it my mom came into my room and i switched to porn because it was easier to explain (sarcastic laugh).
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL (stolen from Leafy's Montage)
*sigh* let's get back on topic guys, as i was saying there's a lot of ASMR videos on YouTube, and because this topic is becoming more over saturated,
and in order to actually get popular off of this, people are making more and more ridiculous videos, since the genre is getting more over saturated
people are trying really really hard to breakout and make more entertaining "videos"
and even more ridiculous ASMR's
and today guys, i'm gonna be talking about some of those...
now first thing you guys probably know that uhh...
"maturbating" to ASMR is a pretty popular meme in this community probably
because anytime you go on ASMR, you will see a comment like this
*i honestly don't know what is going on anymore*
and the reason to that is, is because well mostly all of the people who run ASMR channels on youtube are woman
or very female looking men (Pyrocynical)
because no one would actually like a big hairy gorilla man (i would)
no one would actually like keemstar (i would)
or fucken uhh... person, or some shit
to uhh, go in your microphone, and smack his lips, i mean, would you actually like me to do that, i don't think you guys would enjoy it.
0.o
*lips hitting each other*
*leafy impersonation*
no
0.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uhh..., i'm sorry ok, i understand that you guys probably feel very violated now and probably and still in shock after watching what just happened so lets just uhh... forget that and
pretend that never happened guys, *nervous*
it never fucking happened you didn't see that
anyways yeah, as i was saying jacking off to ASMR is
a pretty popular meme because of all those woman who are on the channels
who smack there lips on the camera *microphone*
many people are sexually aroused by doing that
so jokes about jacking off the ASMR have come up here and there
but now guys you can actually jack off to ASMR
because there are channels that are here for you to do that
It's not even lip smacking anymore
It's just pussy farting noises
I have no fucking idea (i have no fucking idea what you just said Roman)
no it's not that
it is actual borderline porn that there uploading at the moment, channels calling it ASMR...
*sigh* lets check it out shall we?
"hey" :))))))
0.oo.0 wtf???Q?!?
Oooha
hello there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mmmm :)))) i really like this ASMR you have a very good uhh personality (ass)
mmmmmmmm yeah
OH OH OH OKAY GUYS SO I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF TRACK HERE
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ASMR VIDEO
Yes guys it's basically Porn being uploaded to youtube with female breasts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) very very exposed
This video in particular is called ASMR workout
This video was uploaded by a youtuber called Hungry Lips
Which has a lot of Gems like these
i mean i honestly get the concept that its supposed to be about a Workout ASMR video
but the problem is that there is no sound mostly throughout the video
the only sounds that are heard is her whispering to the camera but that shit is old okay
i bet that everybody who watches ASMR at this point, doesn't get sexually aroused when they hear a person whispering...
that stuff is way gone...
i mean let's be fair here everybody knows that nobody's watching these videos from this channel hungry lips to watch an ASMR and relax
because i can see all the 12 year olds jacking off to this video right at this moment
right fucking now there's hundred of them and thousands of them Jerking off to this video right at this fucking moment
it's honestly terrifying
i mean honestly well there's nothing that bad with it, i mean uhh the kids need to jerk off
and if there mom took away the PC cable if they go to PornHub (this part of the video is very fucking awkward to subtitle considering i am only 14 lol)
then youtube is the answer
go to the channel Hungry Lips is the answer
how to jerk off without going to very bad adult websites
this girl from the channel Hungry Lips basically came from the heavens to the earth to basically replace Chris from prank invasion
as the main source of Porn on youtube (i died at this part lol)
Chris, CHRIS your out
nobody gives a shit about your braclets
nobody wants to see you kiss bitches, (apart from horny 12 year olds)
now we just got one bitch
and we can jerk off all we want
uhh good channel guys, good channel
i mean the only fucking problem i have with it is, it's not age restricted so that all the 12 year olds would be able to see it
there's no other reason why this woman who uhh... has a very huge passion for showing her tits off, would not age restrict her video
I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU HUNGRY LIPS
Maybe it's not a good channel though because uhh... *no fuck uhz laughing* she has a patreon (doesn't everyone)
yes seriously
NO
GOD
PLEASE
NO
NOOO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I really like the reward she has on there
for $700 you get a very special video for you
For $850 per month you get a little something extra
and for $1100 per month, you get an Extreme special. Can you guess?
Yes we can guess your probably gonna send a picture of your pussy
to some idiot who sent you $1100
every month, i mean honestly, if some of you guys want to donate over a thousand dollars every month to me
I will send you a picture of my cat, (it's cute)
Yes what were you expecting you weird cunt
of my cat, there's nothing else i'm gonna send for that
It's pretty obvious that the people who watch the hungry lips channel don't actually know anything about ASMR
and don't know what ASMR actually is.
For example there's a video posted on her patreon and the only comment is "Why is she whispering?"
Oh my god, maybe because it's an ASMR video?
these people clearly don't give a fuck about ASMR
They are clearly here to Jerk off
for example another video posted to her Patreon, the only comment is from Fernando gonzalez saying "Yoo Loook sooo sexeeey"
*laughter XDXDXDXXDDDD*
oh my god...
those 13 year olds man, (i don't know if i should be offended or...)
So yeah guys the only thing that's left is to congratulate you, now you can jerk off on many other videos
that PrankInvasion made. because honestly...
We're all getting tired of Chris's shit...
We're all tired of seeing his braclets
Now finally there's a channel for people to jerk off too...
finally!
Thank you very much, hungry lips for coming here and making your incredible videos.
even sometimes you have to lose revenue because if your video gets unmonetized or age restricted
it doesn't matter you know because uh, all the horny 12 year olds are there, they get the sexual education out of this so
uhh... you know
WHATEVER!
This is great!
but in my opinion this is barely ASMR because ASMR Is supposed to be
making sounds you know, listening to some kinda whispering or you know some kinda sounds though you know, (He said "you know" 3 times in one sentence)
you know maybe fat 40 year old man eating chips you know something like that but not just you know uhh fucken showing off your tits for uhh
like 20 minutes
i mean it's great content honestly, i enjoy it very much but it's not an ASMR
it's BARELY ASMR
And that is just the top of an Iceberg when it comes to bad ASMR videos
on youtube, there is just so much more that i could of covered
I actually wanted to talk about 2 channels in this video, i'm well over the 10 minute mark over this video so...
Whatever you know, maybe i'll talk about the second channel next time because i fucking hate making 20 minute videos honestly
and i don't have that much time to do it
so for now let's just enjoy the channel, that is hungry lips, and talk about other BAD ASMR channels in the future
but yeah guy's hopefully this video was very educational to you (yeah i hope you enjoyed my shit subtitles)
hopefully now you know more places we can jerk off on YouTube
because honestly you know a lot of my audience is pretty young probably and, uhh mom is very mad when you go to PornHub so...
I'm looking out for you guys, there's a channel called Hungry Lips
go watch it... Or maybe not...
maybe this will cause people to leave my channel, and only watch hungry lips from now well, i haven't thought of that yet have i?
but yeah guy's on a serious note, thank you so much, if you did enjoy be sure to slap the mother fucking like button!
and i will see you guys
in the next one...
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEAA
Subtitles done by YT:ItsLouie
The NFKRZ avatar animation is sick...